She is totally cute! But I am an anti-head-banner for babies just because I noticed little indentations on my own babies heads when they wore them, and they weren't even tight.
In 1983 a study began at John Hopkins University Medical to measure the impacts of head-banners on babies whose dense collagenous connective tissue had not yet ossified. 3,742 babies (27 were actually boys) were used in the study. The study is showing that 97% of the girl babies grow up to be narrow minded compared to 43% of the boy subjects. 83% developed elephas maximus earis (big floppy ears) induced by the head band. 91% have developed poor self esteem of which 63% have suicidal tendencies. 3 babies actually died of strangulation from the head band working down around their neck. 93% are into body tattoos and multiple body piercings. All of the surviving boys have grown up to be gay. All of the girls have grown up to be high maintenance and absorbant shoppers with an average credit card debt of $32,017. The probability of the baby being eaten by a dingo increased by an amazing 3 orders of magnitude. Based on this scientific evidence I say No. I guess the real question here is do you love your baby or do you want the dingo to love your baby?
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You know my answer is a big fat YES!!!
she is a pretty baby with lots of hair. why hide it.
yours truley
She is totally cute! But I am an anti-head-banner for babies just because I noticed little indentations on my own babies heads when they wore them, and they weren't even tight.
In 1983 a study began at John Hopkins University Medical to measure the impacts of head-banners on babies whose dense collagenous connective tissue had not yet ossified. 3,742 babies (27 were actually boys) were used in the study. The study is showing that 97% of the girl babies grow up to be narrow minded compared to 43% of the boy subjects. 83% developed elephas maximus earis (big floppy ears) induced by the head band. 91% have developed poor self esteem of which 63% have suicidal tendencies. 3 babies actually died of strangulation from the head band working down around their neck. 93% are into body tattoos and multiple body piercings. All of the surviving boys have grown up to be gay. All of the girls have grown up to be high maintenance and absorbant shoppers with an average credit card debt of $32,017. The probability of the baby being eaten by a dingo increased by an amazing 3 orders of magnitude. Based on this scientific evidence I say No. I guess the real question here is do you love your baby or do you want the dingo to love your baby?
Yours truly
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